“Get in the fridge!”

“Wait, wait. They started with just regular pancakes, now they’re chocolate chip, I think. Where are you going with this man?”

“My name is Mufasa, I’m the King of the land. I’ll come smack you with the back of my hand!”

“I consume too much sugar. It’s a problem, I need to stop.”

“Nick was backstage after a show and the doors just burst open and they, like 30 girls, just rushed him and were grabbing him and hugging him. We were freaking out, we didn’t know what to do. We had no security.”

“I want fans to give me advice on girls; why do they always say they don’t look good in pictures, even though they look great?”

“Our new goal is to make sure everyone doesn’t think New Jersey is the armpit of America. It’s the muscle of America! Alright, that’s kind of lame.”

“I was dating this girl and, oh my God, it was the worst. I kissed her and she had a hairy lip! I didn’t say anything to her, but it was like, just go wax or something. It was terrible!”

“Maybe we’ll be like Ludacris and pop out an album every year on the same date no matter what it is!”

“When I was little, my dad was trying to teach me how to pump gas. We were on the road traveling and I put the nozzle down a little bit and the spray got in my eyes. I freaked out and ran screaming to the bathroom in the gas station. I remember I was knocking things over. It was embarrassing.”

“No matter what I did, I never took off my jean jacket, ever, ever, never!”

“I love to start the morning with, actually watching the music videos. I’m a little addicted to them.”

“When Joseph and Nicholas tell me what to do, that freaks me out!”

“I watched Gilligan’s Island and Jurassic Park on the same day. And that night, I had a dream about a T-Rex eating Gilligan. I must’ve eaten bad food or something.”

“See these muscles? They can wreck you!”

“Girls who have a strong belief system are beautiful in a great way.”

“It’s a little weird to have fans see pictures of us when we were little because it’s like, ‘Where’d you get that picture?’”

“My secret is I cannot go to bed, I cannot sleep, if my bed is not made before I go to bed. I can leave it unmade in the morning, but I have to remake it before I get into it to sleep.”

Hold on, Joe. Let everyone get their cameras and stuff, since you know this is going on Youtube.”

“I told a teacher that the house he just bought, that the realtor called, and said that his roof collapsed. He called the number that I gave him, which was actually my cell phone, and I told him, ‘April Fool’s!’ and he freaked.”

“One time a girl sprayed a can of silly string. But it wasn’t silly string; it was like industrial-size like, ‘I am going to attack Joseph!’”

“You’ll be looking at magazines at an airport and you’ll see a girl like, holding up a magazine and your face is like on the page and you’re like, ‘Okay I’m just walking away now.’ It’s a little strange.”

“Frankie is not adopted. We won’t forget that, Frankie.”

“You wouldn’t know it by looking, but I had no teeth in first grade.”

“Nicholas can’t have other people wearing his socks. If you put on his socks he’ll get upset, and it’s really funny!”

“I once had a girlfriend who would send back the notes I had written her with all my spelling errors circled. I would get so upset. I didn’t want to look like an idiot!”

“He has sweet hair. He has a comb over going on. Then Joe tries touching it, and Stitch pushes his hand away.”

“So, like, 5% of the population just died. That’s cool.”

“Yeah, we just paved everything!”

“Hey Joyce, it’s Kevin! You’ve just been pranked!”

“I got one move, one move, it’s gold, it’s gold, it’s perfect. Everyone would be like ‘Dude how did you do that move? That’s ridiculous!’”

“I’m a ghost, too, now!”

“Every single time we hit the street, it’s just ‘jiveee talkinggg.’”